1. Why did the dog cross the road?
To get t the Barking lot. 2. What do you get on a sunny day while walking your dog? A Hot Dog. 3. Which Animal Keeps The Best Time? A Watch Dog 4. Which Pants have no zipper, no waste, no pocket and no legs? A Dog Pants. 5. Why did the Dog slap the Vet? He called her a bitch. 6. Why did the dog run away from the farm? Because he had Fleas. 7. Which Dog loves to takes bubble bath? A shampoodle 8. Which Markets dogs will never go to? A flea market 9. Which dog is half beef, half dog? A bull dog 10. Why do Dogs love trees? They Both have barks A woman called our airline
customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!” Source:http://www.rd.com/jokes/dog/ |
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