Cover Letter
The Factory Operator
Doggy Treats and Snacks Ltd
14 Chow Down Place
Texas
Dear Factory Worker,
I would like to be employed in your fine doggy establishment as a doggy treat tester and taster. I have had many dog years of experience in this department as my owner has bought me several treats over my lifetime. Because of my experience as a treat eater, treats which i have rejected is discarded by my owner and those same treats do not do that well on the market. I can assure you, with my special treat sampling ability i will be one of the greatest asset to your delicious establishment. I look forward to chowing down....er...I mean sampling your treats. Please see following Resume.
Barkingly
Albert The Dog
The Factory Operator
Doggy Treats and Snacks Ltd
14 Chow Down Place
Texas
Dear Factory Worker,
I would like to be employed in your fine doggy establishment as a doggy treat tester and taster. I have had many dog years of experience in this department as my owner has bought me several treats over my lifetime. Because of my experience as a treat eater, treats which i have rejected is discarded by my owner and those same treats do not do that well on the market. I can assure you, with my special treat sampling ability i will be one of the greatest asset to your delicious establishment. I look forward to chowing down....er...I mean sampling your treats. Please see following Resume.
Barkingly
Albert The Dog
Albert Drool Poo
2 Bark Alley, Florida. Email:albertthedog@dogcatplace.com, Contact:555-5555
2 Bark Alley, Florida. Email:albertthedog@dogcatplace.com, Contact:555-5555
Experience
House Pet - 2010-Present
Barking at the mailman hoping one day to give him a few nibbles. Good slippers chewer. Chews on owners favorite slippers. Digs up the yard to bury stuff or simply to lie in to cool off. Eat the best tasting treats and Dog foods provided to me. Mark my scent on the tomato plants in the back yard. Provide fun and enjoyment for the entire family.
Qualifications
Home Pet Training
Trained to sit, stop, roll over, fetch and many other commands, most of which i ignore because i think my owner is lazy and go pick up his own newspaper.
House Pet - 2010-Present
Barking at the mailman hoping one day to give him a few nibbles. Good slippers chewer. Chews on owners favorite slippers. Digs up the yard to bury stuff or simply to lie in to cool off. Eat the best tasting treats and Dog foods provided to me. Mark my scent on the tomato plants in the back yard. Provide fun and enjoyment for the entire family.
Qualifications
Home Pet Training
Trained to sit, stop, roll over, fetch and many other commands, most of which i ignore because i think my owner is lazy and go pick up his own newspaper.
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