Hello guys, i am venom. I know, i know, the name right? Well my owner believes that i am some sort or vicious guard dog spawned from hell with claws and teeth of steel. Me, i am just a big dog with a puppies heart who just needs a little petting now and then and a good ham bone.....YUM!
i am here just to remind you of some very important doggy tit bits that will ensure that my doggy brothers all around the world are well taken care of and happy too. Here are some real dog facts that i am sure will be extremely useful to you. And i know because i am actually an expert at dogs.........literally.
Doggy Nutrition
You know that i love to gnaw on those delicious ham bones all day.....but we require more than just a regular bone thrown to us as what many cartoons depict. We require a balance diet of meat and grains. Chicken, Lamb and beef makes me dance like a i got ants in my pants...i mean fur.
Cleanliness
As much as how i do like my sniff sniff, doggy smell. Sometimes we really get dirty and definitely appreciate a nice bath. Oh, those nice smelling shampoos work wonders for my coat.
Health
It would be nice if you decide to walk us every now and then, a little street credibility would give this critter here a bad boy boost. But honestly, walking helps us to exercise and experience a different environment other than home. Ensure that you always monitor our health and watch out for those sometimes tricky dog illnesses. It would be great if you have a nice pet assurance to alleviate those high vet bills too! Oh, before i forget, we hate ticks and fleas, once you spot them around or on us..GET RID OF THEM! Please?...Ewww,,,,so itchy!
Love and affection
It would be great if you show us some love an affection too, we live with you and consider ourselves as part of the family, don't you? Well, I know I like to be petted and fondled by my owner, it makes me feel a connection with him, and he gets those itchy parts too that i am just too tired to scratch!
Pet Supplies
Did i forget to tell you we also like nice things, a nice food bowl, a doggy sweater, a fancy leash, a nice soft bed, all the good things that make a dog feel right at home. By the way, my birthday is on December 10, psst, i like red things that goes around dogs necks, wink! Check out one of my best pet stores here,,,i would die and go to this store over heaven any time!!
i am here just to remind you of some very important doggy tit bits that will ensure that my doggy brothers all around the world are well taken care of and happy too. Here are some real dog facts that i am sure will be extremely useful to you. And i know because i am actually an expert at dogs.........literally.
Doggy Nutrition
You know that i love to gnaw on those delicious ham bones all day.....but we require more than just a regular bone thrown to us as what many cartoons depict. We require a balance diet of meat and grains. Chicken, Lamb and beef makes me dance like a i got ants in my pants...i mean fur.
Cleanliness
As much as how i do like my sniff sniff, doggy smell. Sometimes we really get dirty and definitely appreciate a nice bath. Oh, those nice smelling shampoos work wonders for my coat.
Health
It would be nice if you decide to walk us every now and then, a little street credibility would give this critter here a bad boy boost. But honestly, walking helps us to exercise and experience a different environment other than home. Ensure that you always monitor our health and watch out for those sometimes tricky dog illnesses. It would be great if you have a nice pet assurance to alleviate those high vet bills too! Oh, before i forget, we hate ticks and fleas, once you spot them around or on us..GET RID OF THEM! Please?...Ewww,,,,so itchy!
Love and affection
It would be great if you show us some love an affection too, we live with you and consider ourselves as part of the family, don't you? Well, I know I like to be petted and fondled by my owner, it makes me feel a connection with him, and he gets those itchy parts too that i am just too tired to scratch!
Pet Supplies
Did i forget to tell you we also like nice things, a nice food bowl, a doggy sweater, a fancy leash, a nice soft bed, all the good things that make a dog feel right at home. By the way, my birthday is on December 10, psst, i like red things that goes around dogs necks, wink! Check out one of my best pet stores here,,,i would die and go to this store over heaven any time!!
Thanks for stopping by and sharing my dog tit bits. see you soon
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