1. Why did the dog cross the road?
To get t the Barking lot.
2. What do you get on a sunny day while walking your dog?
A Hot Dog.
3. Which Animal Keeps The Best Time?
A Watch Dog
4. Which Pants have no zipper, no waste, no pocket and no legs?
A Dog Pants.
5. Why did the Dog slap the Vet?
He called her a bitch.
6. Why did the dog run away from the farm?
Because he had Fleas.
7. Which Dog loves to takes bubble bath?
A shampoodle
8. Which Markets dogs will never go to?
A flea market
9. Which dog is half beef, half dog?
A bull dog
10. Why do Dogs love trees?
They Both have barks
To get t the Barking lot.
2. What do you get on a sunny day while walking your dog?
A Hot Dog.
3. Which Animal Keeps The Best Time?
A Watch Dog
4. Which Pants have no zipper, no waste, no pocket and no legs?
A Dog Pants.
5. Why did the Dog slap the Vet?
He called her a bitch.
6. Why did the dog run away from the farm?
Because he had Fleas.
7. Which Dog loves to takes bubble bath?
A shampoodle
8. Which Markets dogs will never go to?
A flea market
9. Which dog is half beef, half dog?
A bull dog
10. Why do Dogs love trees?
They Both have barks
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