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10 funniest Dog Jokes

3/29/2016

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1. Why did the dog cross the road?
To get t the Barking lot.

2. What do you get on a sunny day while walking your dog?
A Hot Dog.

3. Which Animal Keeps The Best Time?
A Watch Dog

4. Which Pants have no zipper, no waste, no pocket and no legs?
A Dog Pants.

5. Why did the Dog slap the Vet?
He called her a bitch.

6. Why did the dog run away from the farm?
Because he had Fleas.

7. Which Dog loves to takes bubble bath?
A shampoodle

8. Which Markets dogs will never go to?
A flea market

9. Which dog is half beef, half dog?
A bull dog

10. Why do Dogs love trees?
They Both have barks
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Clive Williams is an Animal Enthusiast and the father of two dogs, Nica and Venom.
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