1. Why did the dog cross the road?
To get t the Barking lot.

2. What do you get on a sunny day while walking your dog?
A Hot Dog.

3. Which Animal Keeps The Best Time?
A Watch Dog

4. Which Pants have no zipper, no waste, no pocket and no legs?
A Dog Pants.

5. Why did the Dog slap the Vet?
He called her a bitch.

6. Why did the dog run away from the farm?
Because he had Fleas.

7. Which Dog loves to takes bubble bath?
A shampoodle

8. Which Markets dogs will never go to?
A flea market

9. Which dog is half beef, half dog?
A bull dog

10. Why do Dogs love trees?
They Both have barks

A woman called our airline 
customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was flummoxed: 
“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”

Source:http://www.rd.com/jokes/dog/