"Farmer Joe raised carrots, corn and beans
He loved his straw hat and his washed out blue jeans
He live alone with a dog he called git
But was so frustrated every-time he called the dog it would split
Farmer Joe threatened to give the dog away
Because when he called his dog he simply ran away
But someone told him about a man who could train his dog well
So he hired him because he thought it was swell
So the trainer arrived and saw farmer Joe running away some crows
"Git, Git, Git going you vermin" let my corn grow
The dog trainer asked, "Isn't Git the name of your dog Mr Joe?"
"Now i see why when you call your dog instead of coming, he Goes"
"The dog thinks you are running him away because you say "Git" when you run away the crows"
"You had better change your dog's name if you want him to stay close"
"Bless you young fella, i will come up with a new name for him now"
"Tomorrow maybe, if my old bones allow"
So the next morning farmer Joe arose with a new name for his pet dog Git
He decided to call him split
Now the pesky teenagers were back making fun of farmer Joe
And he drew his fork and ran to the door
Split, Git, Split you pesky fools
Now out rushed his Dog, who ran away with the pesky teens, and all his dog left was his drools
Now farmer Joe was sad and decided to get a new Dog, he called him Scram!
Now the crows are back!
He loved his straw hat and his washed out blue jeans
He live alone with a dog he called git
But was so frustrated every-time he called the dog it would split
Farmer Joe threatened to give the dog away
Because when he called his dog he simply ran away
But someone told him about a man who could train his dog well
So he hired him because he thought it was swell
So the trainer arrived and saw farmer Joe running away some crows
"Git, Git, Git going you vermin" let my corn grow
The dog trainer asked, "Isn't Git the name of your dog Mr Joe?"
"Now i see why when you call your dog instead of coming, he Goes"
"The dog thinks you are running him away because you say "Git" when you run away the crows"
"You had better change your dog's name if you want him to stay close"
"Bless you young fella, i will come up with a new name for him now"
"Tomorrow maybe, if my old bones allow"
So the next morning farmer Joe arose with a new name for his pet dog Git
He decided to call him split
Now the pesky teenagers were back making fun of farmer Joe
And he drew his fork and ran to the door
Split, Git, Split you pesky fools
Now out rushed his Dog, who ran away with the pesky teens, and all his dog left was his drools
Now farmer Joe was sad and decided to get a new Dog, he called him Scram!
Now the crows are back!