1. Hunch her back and rubs on my legs
So my cat is feeling quite emotional
He hunches his back and rubs to and fro on my legs, quite theatrical
Sometimes he may let out a few drowsy purrs
Just wanting to be lifted, pampered, just like a patient to a nurse
This is how she tries to get my attention, by acting real cute
But what can i say, i fall for it every-time, hypnotized in a cute cat's loop
2. Jumps Up In My Lap To Sleep
So after my kitty chases the yarn, scratches the back of the sofa, and hisses at the little canary, she decides to cool off in my lap
As i sip on a cup of coffee, she jumps up, does a one or two meows, and decides to take a nap
Now how am i going to get up to use the bathroom? Why did this cat fall asleep in my lap?
Oh i wish she was awake right now, i don't believe i can hold it back
I don't want to disturb her, she looks so adorable sleeping
But to tell the honest truth, i think i already started peeing
Oh well, at least my cat is still in her sleeping trance
As for me, i will need a change of pants
3. Follows Me Everywhere
So today i woke up to find my cat slouched on top of my stomach, staring in my eyes
"Good morning to you too Tiger", a meow was her reply
So i got up and made my way to the bathroom, she ran in behind me
I got into a little drama there, as soap got in my eyes and nearly blinded me
I walk around the bed, the cat does what i do
one feet away from my heels, she sticks like glue
so what is up today, someone is possessive
You follow me everywhere, what is your objective
As usual, her reaction was a cute little meow, but it said a lot
she needed some cat time, and some food, i almost forgot
Now my feline is happier than ever, but still acts like my tail
Oh well, nice to have a cat as a bodyguard, i think I'll go check my mail.
4. Tries To Catch The Pigeons through The Glass Window
These pigeons must take my cat for a real goof ball
Because if they land on the ledge a hundred times, Tiger will come running to the glass window, scratching and all
They know they are safe, and just sits their with their backs turn
While my cat creates a tantrum, poor little thing, no lessons learned
"Come now Tiger, you can't catch a pigeon through a glass window"
As I Stood there laughing with my hands akimbo
But as usual, my cat does not care, who knows, maybe one day he will paw through
But if that ever happens, someone may be having pigeon stew!
5. Stares Me Out Of My Sandwich
So what does me and my cat have in common? We both love tuna fish
I will make my sandwich, and place her food in her dish
But sometimes my cat likes to rush off his tuna in his plate and then stares down mine
Giving me those sad looking, kitty need caring, watery eyes
Even when i turn away, so i don't fall under her spell, She suddenly makes the same switch
Back looking in my eyes, for a taste of my Tuna Sandwich
Oh what the heck, she can have just a little piece
I just can't stand it when my kitty isn't pleased
So my cat is feeling quite emotional
He hunches his back and rubs to and fro on my legs, quite theatrical
Sometimes he may let out a few drowsy purrs
Just wanting to be lifted, pampered, just like a patient to a nurse
This is how she tries to get my attention, by acting real cute
But what can i say, i fall for it every-time, hypnotized in a cute cat's loop
2. Jumps Up In My Lap To Sleep
So after my kitty chases the yarn, scratches the back of the sofa, and hisses at the little canary, she decides to cool off in my lap
As i sip on a cup of coffee, she jumps up, does a one or two meows, and decides to take a nap
Now how am i going to get up to use the bathroom? Why did this cat fall asleep in my lap?
Oh i wish she was awake right now, i don't believe i can hold it back
I don't want to disturb her, she looks so adorable sleeping
But to tell the honest truth, i think i already started peeing
Oh well, at least my cat is still in her sleeping trance
As for me, i will need a change of pants
3. Follows Me Everywhere
So today i woke up to find my cat slouched on top of my stomach, staring in my eyes
"Good morning to you too Tiger", a meow was her reply
So i got up and made my way to the bathroom, she ran in behind me
I got into a little drama there, as soap got in my eyes and nearly blinded me
I walk around the bed, the cat does what i do
one feet away from my heels, she sticks like glue
so what is up today, someone is possessive
You follow me everywhere, what is your objective
As usual, her reaction was a cute little meow, but it said a lot
she needed some cat time, and some food, i almost forgot
Now my feline is happier than ever, but still acts like my tail
Oh well, nice to have a cat as a bodyguard, i think I'll go check my mail.
4. Tries To Catch The Pigeons through The Glass Window
These pigeons must take my cat for a real goof ball
Because if they land on the ledge a hundred times, Tiger will come running to the glass window, scratching and all
They know they are safe, and just sits their with their backs turn
While my cat creates a tantrum, poor little thing, no lessons learned
"Come now Tiger, you can't catch a pigeon through a glass window"
As I Stood there laughing with my hands akimbo
But as usual, my cat does not care, who knows, maybe one day he will paw through
But if that ever happens, someone may be having pigeon stew!
5. Stares Me Out Of My Sandwich
So what does me and my cat have in common? We both love tuna fish
I will make my sandwich, and place her food in her dish
But sometimes my cat likes to rush off his tuna in his plate and then stares down mine
Giving me those sad looking, kitty need caring, watery eyes
Even when i turn away, so i don't fall under her spell, She suddenly makes the same switch
Back looking in my eyes, for a taste of my Tuna Sandwich
Oh what the heck, she can have just a little piece
I just can't stand it when my kitty isn't pleased
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