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Are Cat Owners Really Evil?

10/20/2017

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Are Cat Owners Really Evil?
I don’t know about other cat owners, but once I tell people that I owned several cats, they begin to look at me weird as though they want to burn me on a pentagram. People have a notion that there are certain characteristics which most cat owners have which makes them be drawn to the comic and powerful feline. Here are some of the attributes that people think that all cat owner’s poses.

1. Worship Satan
Yep, they believe all cat owners are into the dark occult and that Lucifer is our Lord and Master and we receive instructions from the pit of hell throughout ever modest cat.

2. Non vegetarian
They believe cat owners are devoted meat eaters who will never tolerate a leaf in their plate. They believe cat owners devour massive or should I say, thousands of pounds of birds every day to satisfy their "meatish" tendencies.
 
3. Planning To Take Over The World
They believe that people who plan to take over the world and cause doom, fear and destruction are all cat lovers. They believe that we simply want the world for ourselves and our feline companion.
 
4. Quick To Start a Rebellion
Cat people are does not take horse grass lying down and will be quick to start a quite rebellion which would spark a fire across the entire planet while they sit by the fireside watching the chaos, sipping coffee and cuddling their cats.

5. Rarely Call or See Parents
As if conjuring demons from hell wasn't enough, they think that cat owners never see or talk to their parents once they leave the home. The cat takes over as son, daughter, mom and dad in the cat owners life and nothing you can say will convince them otherwise.

6. Don't Lime at The Office
They say if you want to know who owns a cat, simply look at those who seldom lime at the office. They will stand in the corner near the water dispenser looking dormant simply thinking about their cats and how to get rid of humans and let the felines take over!
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Clive Williams is an Animal Enthusiast and the father of two dogs, Nica and Venom.
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