One morning when i woke up and went outside i saw a large crab on top of our wire fence sitting pretty. There are two dogs in the yard. A mix golden retriever and rottweiler and a shipoo. The shipoo is the more agile of the two and thinks she is a giant of a dog as she barks and growls at our neighbors pit-bulls and goats that pass by. So i pulled the car out the garage and left the crab on the fence that day. After the usual repetitive and "Oh I Wish I could Kill my Boss" day at work, i reached home at 6:30pm only to see my tow dogs enjoying crab legs. They devoured the entire crab. I know dogs, i know a lot about dogs, but i never knew dogs could easily break into crab legs as how i saw my two dogs enjoying that delicacy. Oh well, the score is now Crab 0, Dogs 1.
Funny Dog Adventure short Story