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Dogs, Coffee and A Whole Lotta Barking!

9/30/2015

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We all know that many dogs are quite active, some more active than others. But there is one thing for sure, you can't outplay your dog. Dogs love to run, bark and play. You as a pet owner need to ensure that your dog keeps fit and healthy by allowing your dog to participate in these activities. We all know that many times our aged and aching bones don't allow us to have such high energy fun with our canine buddies, but hey, there is always coffee right?
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If you plan to take your dog out in the open field today, you must first prepare yourself for what is to come. That is; prepare to be jumped on, barked at, play chase, throw the Frisbee, throw the ball, jumped on again, face licking, barking, pick up dog poo and a whole Lotta doggy stuff! So how do we go about tackling the high energy that our dog will dish out to us when we go out with them....First you need to start your morning right! For me, i simply turn on the kettle, take down my french vanilla creamer, apply one tea spoon of brown sugar, apply one teaspoon of fine coffee, stir my coffee to perfection, get a good whiff of that smell and simply enjoy! Then i pour about a liter of that same fuel inside my thermos, eat a healthy breakfast and hit the field with venom...that's the name i give to one of my pet dogs. Well, if you must ask then i have to tell you how he got that name.

He was outback running around one evening when i suddenly heard him whining (This was when he was a pup) I rushed to him and saw him using his paw to try and scratch his lower jaw, all this while still whining in pain. Then i saw the scorpion and he was standing over it. I picked him up and rushed him to the vet. The vet asked me if i was sure it was scorpion and i told him yes, i still had the proof with me, it was still stuck to the bottom of my slipper. They gave venom an injection and told me he would be OK. Well i brought him home and he is still running a muck around the back yard! Way to go venom!
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Guy To The Left of text Who Never drank Coffee Before Playing With his Mutt
The Guy On the Left Never Drank Coffee before Dog Play
There is no if nor buts about it, you need to have lots of energy to participate in your dog's activities out there in the field. You need to be energetic and must concentrate, you probably need to be trained in the art of the Jedi. Okay, well maybe Jedi training is pushing it a wee bit to far, but don't be like the guy to the left of this text who brought out his hound to run and play in park but never made it pass 5 minutes!
There Is No End To Your Dogs Fun
There is absolutely no end to your dog having fun and dragging your corpse all over the field. You must prepare once you have a dog to enroll in a gym so you can keep fit, keep healthy an most of all keep up! So here is a simple list of what to do to keep up with your dog while outdoors
  • Drink coffee
  • Have healthy breakfast
  • Maintain fitness by working out
  • keep hydrated
  • drink coffee (i know)
So as they say in France; Have a happy doggy day! (Well if you know french you can translate that because i don't)
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Clive Williams is an Animal Enthusiast and the father of two dogs, Nica and Venom.
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