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Funny Dog Questions And Answers

6/14/2016

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Why Are Dogs Called K9?

Well, long long ago in the time before time, lived Mr. K and Mrs 9. They once heard a funny sound one evening and both wondered what it was. It was an animal with fur, had four feet and looked to be injured. They both went to the aid of the animal which began to lick their hands and they saw it was a friendly animal. They had no idea what to call it o since they both found it, they decided to name it K9. Alright, you can just forget about my dumb fairy-tale and lets get to the real reason why dogs are called K9.  It may be a homophone from the word "Canine." There you go!

Why Do Dogs Sniff Other Dogs Private Part?
Well, in case you didn't know, there is no such thing as a private part to a dog when it comes on to being around other dogs. Dogs will sniff and lick each other. They do this to get a good whiff of who is whom sexually. Dogs have no idea which dog is a male and which is a female by simply looking. They have to check those genitals to make sure they know what is there before they hook up (Literally!)

Why Are Dogs Called Pooch?
No, it was not because you could fit small dogs in pouches and then pouches evolved to pooches by some fancy British Talker. The word pooch probably originated in India or Pakistan as a dog in Hindustani is 'Pooch,' 

Why Are Dogs Called Mutts?
Well, if you dog is not 100% pure bred, they consider it to be a Mutt.  How rude if you knew how the term originated. Mutt was the shortened version of muttonhead and was basically a derogatory term. Mutt is a pejorative term meaning "a stupid person". Have you ever heard some idiots referring to a dog as being a "dumb mutt" well now you know.

Why Do Dogs Bark?
If they knew how to speak Human they would. That is the sound of dogs and part of how they communicate. But don'r believe you can get on all fours and barking stupidly and think your dog is going to understand. He will just give you the weird look and probably think his human is going bananas.

Why Do Dogs Lick Them Selves?
Believe me, if i could do the same i would.  Dogs lick themselves because they are probably feeling some type of sensation at a particular spot and will resort to licking if scratching that spot proves to be painful.  On other occasions, thy just like how they taste.  Dogs think they taste good. It is a secret the dog underworld wanted to keep to themselves, but then came the Asians!

Why Do Dogs Hate Cats?
Who says dogs hates cats by the way. Dogs will bark at anything on foot, especially another animal. But in most communities, the only animal the dog gets to chase is really the neighborhood cats. Cats do not have anything to do with dogs and both animals stay very far from each other. But cats and dogs have adopted well in families that have them both as pets. So you better shake off that Tom and Jerry syndrome.

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Why Do Female Dogs Hump Male Dogs?
One would believe that the female dog as gone on the freaky side for a moment, which she probably has, but who am i to blame her (wink). Dogs will reach sexual maturity they will begin to mount other dogs. Female dogs that have been mounted knows the sensation of what mounting brings and even after being spayed, they will incite the act because of the feeling of pleasure. 


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